A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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