She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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