This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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