The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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