Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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