I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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