Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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