You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
This toilet bowl is my home.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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