It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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