Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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