i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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