It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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