after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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