What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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