It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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