Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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