this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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