he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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