no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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