On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
the raccoons are back...
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