You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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