Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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