holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i came on her dog
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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