And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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