Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm like, not good at living.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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