I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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