He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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