this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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