If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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