You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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