Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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