I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
the raccoons are back...
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