omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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