you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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