I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
either way he was missing a nipple.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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