Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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