dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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