You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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