i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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