Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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