Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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