the condom got lost in my hair
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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