it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm at about main and main street
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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