She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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