dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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