marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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