do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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