You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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