my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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