she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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