So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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